This is a funny little story.
I was at the pool. It was very hot, and unfortunately, I was tanning in the sun. I hate getting tan. Anyway, in came a 30 something year old lady with these heels on and her bathing suit, of course. How clever of her to match 4 inch heels with her also polka dotted suit. I laughed. I thought that only happened on television shows and poorly made movies…
You know- The movies made for those young men with small heads. Well, she looked like one of those. Nonetheless, she was pretty, and there’s not much I can say about her face, but I do wish I took a picture of the incident… Then you would see a trollop underneath those polka dots. Ha.
Now, because I love most things polka dotted, I found her pool side shoes to share with you. Minus the pool and bathing suit and whorish attitude, I think these would be a great match for a pretty dress or nice jeans with a nice top- I suppose that is a little too modest for our whore at the pool…
And another great thing- they’re just $56 which I think is perfect for this funny little story. Please, don’t run off if they’re too cheap for your taste. They are cheap shoes on purpose.
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