One: They smell bad.

Two: You have to wear socks, and I hate socks.

Three: Personally, I don’t like the idea of my feet being trapped in bulky shoes. I think it goes with my claustrophobia.

Four: Rarely does anyone compliment them or even notice them. It’s true. No one cares.

Five: They don’t make you taller.

Unfortunately, if you exercise by walking, running or jogging, there is no alternative, so I suggest these tolerable blue Salomon Techamphibians